12 Days of Christmas in emergency
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
A tubed patient looking at me!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Two Full arrests
…and a tubed patient looking at me!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Three Ramped patients
Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Four Beariatric’s
Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Six Drunks a swaying
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests .
..And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Seven Psychs a waiting
Six Drunks a swaying,
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Eight Lacs a spurting
Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying,
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Nine ‘foreign bodies‘
Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying,
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Ten strokes a coning
Nine ‘foreign bodies‘, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying,
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests .
..And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Eleven Constipations
Ten strokes a coning, Nine ‘foreign bodies‘, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying,
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Twelve over-census patients
Eleven Constipations, Ten strokes a coning, Nine ‘foreign bodies‘, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying,
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
Written by Emily Adams and Susan Meegan