Egerton Y. Davis the Fourth, spokesperson for the Council Executive of the Utopian College for Emergency in Medicine, has announced that UCEM intends to cancel Christmas. He stated reluctantly: ”Tis not the season to be jolly, ’tis the season to be horrifically injured”.
The 12 Days of Christmas in the Emergency Room! Note: NO bears were harmed in the filming of this satire…
With the proximity of Saturnalia celebrations already upon us, we are experiencing an early start to the affluenza season
I first became aware that redheads were treated differently in medicine when I started hanging around anaesthetists.
Egerton Yorick Davis was a frequent author of letters to medical societies, although only rarely would his penmanship be published. He was a retired US Army surgeon from Quebec who drowned in the Lachine Rapids in 1884 – his body was never recovered.