There can only be not enough beds
There cannot be not enough patients, there can only be not enough beds.
There can be no access block, there can only be not enough beds.
There can be no waiting room deaths, there can only be not enough beds.
There cannot be too many beds, there can only be not enough beds.
parody of ‘there can only be not enough vodka‘
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