UCEM Relocates
The UCEM have relocated from Swarmington-on-the-Wold to the more picturesque setting of Enlightenment Boulevard thanks to the generosity of it's fondling members
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UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 005
UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 005. You are the ED Consultant in charge of a tertiary hospital ED - You take handover from the night team.
UCEM to Save the NHS
Egerton Y. Davis IV, Head of UCEM's Demographically Impartial Public & Social Health Improvement Taskforce, made an important announcement today. Davis said that his team have been allocated the task of saving Britain's National Health Service.
Patients Without Discernible Pathology
The toughest of all dispositions is the 'patient without discernible pathology' (PWDP). What does the enlightened emergency physician do next?
Putting Patients at Ease
A new UCEM guideline is out: "Putting Patients at Ease". Apparently the best way to learn how to do something is to first learn how NOT to do it.
UCEM Announces Electropenogram
UCEM is pleased to announce the introduction of a new test - the Electropenogram.
Downstairs Patients, Upstairs!
UCEM have enlisted the help of Dr. Scott Weingart (without his knowledge of course) to improve the care of patients presenting for assessment by Waiting Room Medicine subspecialists.
UCEM welcomes Prof Stickler
With the students mental welfare in mind, Prof Stickler uses his wry and perceptive sense of humour to great effect. For example, in the chapter on Bayesian inference his uproarious quote “10100111101101011101110001100110001100101011011010101010110100110000112” is still considered an exemplar of Euclidean literary miscellany within niche binary enclaves around the world.
UCEM Warns Against ADHD Treatment
Today, UCEM's Professor Stickler warned of the negative consequences of the current epidemic of methylphenidate and dexamphetamine used for the treatment of Attention Deficit/ Hypersensitivty Disorder (ADHD) in young people.
UCEM PR Supervisor Promoted
Egerton Yorick Davis IV was born in his ancestral home of Caughnawauga, Quebec. His early career was beset by naysayers who doubted he could ever emerge from the shadow of his great-grandfather, Egerton Y. Davis, the former US Army Captain renowned for first describing penis captivus.
Diploma of HTFU
UCEM announce the inauguration of a new educational qualification - the DipHTFU. Who is the first recipient of this prestigious award...
UCEM Promotes ‘Toughen Up’ Pill
Following on from its campaign against Softness, the Pharmacological Hegemony of the UCEM is pleased to announce, in conjunction with TTFU Pharmaceuticals the release of its new pill.