UCEM Relocates
UCEM Relocates despite economic downturn
The UCEM have relocated from Swarmington-on-the-Wold to the more picturesque setting of Enlightenment Boulevard thanks to the generosity of it’s fondling members and the subtly underhand and ever so slightly fraudulent work of our very own Chair of Indiscriminate Fines.
As fondling members will remember, the old College headquarters were woefully inadequate for the degree of eminence they housed.

Thankfully the move has gone well and the Executive Council have settled well into their new abode.
It is hoped that these more salubrious environs will further the cogitations and cerebrations of the Council Members and will be partly justified by some obsequious curricula modifications.
The newly laundered College headquarters provides a relaxing atmosphere for executive members to relax
…and to continue the essential work of the Utopian Medicne Movement
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