Eponymyth: The Moseley Stitch-Up™
One technique to rule them all, one transducer to find them, one suture to bring them up, and in the subcutis bind them. The Moseley Stitch-Up
Category UCEM
Utopian Medicine is a medical discipline devoted to the pre-emptive, pre-emotive and peri-departmental management of patients coordinated by the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine (UCEM).
Waiting Room Medicine
With exponential Emergency Department over-crowding and spiraling waiting times, the Utopian College has produced a series of guidelines to assist fondling members.
UCEM says No to Softness
The Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine (UCEM) is proud to announce a new policy pertaining to the discipline of peri-departmental medicine. Until now, the softest admissions - such as the Patient Without Discernible Pathology (PWDP) - have been the toughest dispositions.
The Evolution of Utopian Medicine
Defining the history of Utopian Medicine and the Utopian Intervention Zone outlining the pertinent factors influencing dyshopia
UCEM Relocates
The UCEM have relocated from Swarmington-on-the-Wold to the more picturesque setting of Enlightenment Boulevard thanks to the generosity of it's fondling members
Interview with the UCEM President
Today the UCEM released the first in a series of interviews by Hilda Lutenblag with Sir Hubert Ignatius Thompson the Third
Supremus Totus Vindicatum Haud Officium
MUPPET Mastermind and the UCEM principal motto...Supremus Totus Vindicatum Haud Officium - above all, take no responsibility
UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 005
UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 005. You are the ED Consultant in charge of a tertiary hospital ED - You take handover from the night team.
UCEM to Save the NHS
Egerton Y. Davis IV, Head of UCEM's Demographically Impartial Public & Social Health Improvement Taskforce, made an important announcement today. Davis said that his team have been allocated the task of saving Britain's National Health Service.
Patients Without Discernible Pathology
The toughest of all dispositions is the 'patient without discernible pathology' (PWDP). What does the enlightened emergency physician do next?
Putting Patients at Ease
A new UCEM guideline is out: "Putting Patients at Ease". Apparently the best way to learn how to do something is to first learn how NOT to do it.
UCEM Announces Electropenogram
UCEM is pleased to announce the introduction of a new test - the Electropenogram.