Not Just Expensive Urine

You’re wasting your money. Vitamins just give you expensive urine.
How many times have you said this to a patient?
It is time to revisit the evidence

Protecting the mind, relationships, and the will to continue

In emergency medicine, we pride ourselves on evidence-based practice. We dismiss the supplement aisle. Some of that scepticism is warranted with an industry rife with pseudoscience and commercial overreach. But the evidence has moved, and many of us have not.

This article provides a practical, evidence-based framework for nutritional supplementation specifically designed for emergency physicians. It includes clinical nuances that could affect how you interpret screening tests including drug–supplement interactions that are underrecognised, dangerous, and increasingly common

Why the Emergency Physician Is Nutritionally Vulnerable

Australia is a prosperous, food-secure country in which approximately 60–65% of average caloric intake now comes from ultra-processed food. Products that are energetically dense, micronutrient-poor, and associated with systemic inflammatory signalling through gut barrier disruption (Machado, 2019; Zhang, 2025). The result is a nutritional paradox where we are overfed with calories, and undernourished in the micronutrients on which cellular repair, immune function, and longevity depend.

For emergency physicians, the exposure is compounded. Shift work disrupts circadian rhythms that govern nutrient metabolism. Sustained cortisol elevation depletes magnesium. Beta-2 agonists and inhaled corticosteroids, among the most commonly prescribed medications through the ED, deplete it further. The dietary reality of a busy department means relying on food alone to correct these deficiencies is unrealistic.

National survey data confirm the gap. Among Australian adults aged 25 and over, 20% are vitamin D deficient and a further 43% are insufficient — nearly two-thirds operating below optimal vitamin D status (Malacova, 2019). In southern states during winter, deficiency rates reach 36%. For physicians spending working hours under artificial light, rotating through night shifts, those numbers are likely higher still. Approximately 34–37% of Australians fail to meet the Estimated Average Requirement for daily magnesium intake (ABS, 2014). The emergency physician presenting with fatigue, muscle cramps, and disrupted sleep may not have a mysterious pathology. They may have a magnesium level their GP has never tested properly.

The Evidence Has Shifted

For decades, trials of multivitamin supplementation in well-nourished Western populations failed to demonstrate mortality benefit. The dismissal was, in that context, defensible. Two landmark randomised trials published in 2025 and 2026 have materially changed the picture.

The VITAL trial: 25,871 participants, randomised, double-blind, placebo-controlled found that four years of daily vitamin D3 at 2,000 IU preserved approximately 140 base pairs of leukocyte telomere length compared to placebo (Zhu, 2025). To put that in terms that mean something clinically… 140 base pairs is equivalent to roughly three years of slower biological ageing. This is not a cell study. It is a gold-standard RCT involving 25,000 people.

The COSMOS trial: 958 participants from a large randomised double-blind placebo-controlled 2×2 factorial design was published in Nature Medicine in 2026. It found that two years of daily multivitamin-mineral supplementation significantly slowed biological ageing as measured by second-generation epigenetic clocks, with a between-group difference in yearly change of −0.113 years for PCGrimAge acceleration (Li, 2026). The same COSMOS programme previously demonstrated protection of cognitive function equivalent to preserving approximately two years of cognitive age (Vyas, 2024).

Two years of a daily multivitamin slowed epigenetic ageing clocks in a 2026 Nature Medicine RCT of 958 participants. The ‘expensive urine’ dismissal is now an outdated clinical position

The mechanism is not mysterious. Emergency physicians carry background micronutrient insufficiencies that are invisible to standard bloods. A daily multivitamin reduces the gap between dietary intake and cellular requirement in a way that measurably slows biological ageing. The RCT bar has been crossed. The ‘expensive urine’ adage belongs in the same category as other well-meaning medical advice that the evidence has quietly retired

Vitamin D3 + K2: The Synergy Most Prescriptions Miss

Vitamin D is widely prescribed in Australian general practice. What is less appreciated is that high-dose vitamin D without paired vitamin K2, specifically the MK-7 form, elevates calcium absorption without adequately directing that calcium into bone. The consequence is a risk of arterial calcification (van Ballegooijen, 2017). Vitamin K2 activates matrix Gla-protein and osteocalcin, directing calcium into bone architecture rather than vascular walls.

The practical rule: D3 and K2 together, always. D3 (cholecalciferol, not D2) at 2,000–4,000 IU daily, with the MK-7 form of K2 at 100–200 mcg. Take with your largest meal as fat-soluble vitamins require dietary fat for absorption. Target 25(OH)D level 50–80 ng/mL. Do not exceed 300 mcg K2 daily.

Magnesium: Form Is Everything

When a patient or colleague reports taking magnesium and experiencing no benefit, the most likely explanation is the form of magnesium taken. Magnesium oxide is the cheapest, most widely available form, with approximately 4% bioavailability and a primary action as an osmotic laxative. It is the form sold in the majority of Australian pharmacy products. It does not correct intracellular magnesium deficiency.

Testing should use red blood cell (RBC) magnesium rather than serum magnesium. Serum levels are maintained at the expense of tissue stores and are insensitive to early deficiency (DiNicolantonio, 2018). A normal serum magnesium is consistent with significant tissue depletion.

FormBest ForTimingNotes Avoid If…
GlycinateSleep, anxiety, general deficiencyEveningDefault choice. High bioavailability, gentle on gut.None
The safest form
L-ThreonateCognitive functionMorning or splitCrosses blood-brain barrier.
More expensive.
None
MalateEnergy, fatigue, fibromyalgiaMorningKrebs cycle intermediate.
Supports mitochondrial energy.
Evening.
May be activating
CitrateConstipation, general deficiencyEveningMild laxative effect.
Useful for opioid-related constipation.
Prone to loose stools
Oxide ⚠️  Laxative only~4% absorption.
Commonest pharmacy form.
Always, if using for deficiency correction
Table 1. Clinical comparison of Magnesium formulations
Omega-3 Fatty Acids: The Index Nobody Tests

Most Australians have an omega-3 index below 5% and are in the high-risk category for inflammation-related disease. An omega-3 index of 8% or above is associated with a five-year increase in life expectancy (Harris, 2021). The omega-6 to omega-3 ratio evolved at approximately 1:1. The modern Western diet runs at 15:1 to 17:1 and is a structural driver of chronic low-grade inflammation.

Choose brands with independent third-party testing for mercury and oxidation markers, refrigerate after opening, and smell the capsule before taking it. Rancid fish oil is pro-inflammatory. Target 2–3g combined EPA+DHA daily.

Creatine: Beyond the Gym

Creatine monohydrate has over a thousand studies confirming safety and efficacy for muscle strength and power. The emerging evidence for cognitive function under conditions of sleep deprivation is directly relevant to emergency physicians (Forbes et al., 2022). Five grams daily, any time, no loading phase required. It is probably the most underused evidence-based supplement in clinical practice

⚠️  The Critical Clinical Trap: Berberine and PSA

This section addresses an interaction you will encounter with increasing frequency and one that carries direct consequences for prostate cancer screening.

Berberine is a plant alkaloid with multiple meta-analyses confirming effects on fasting blood glucose, HbA1c, and lipid profiles comparable to metformin (Yin, 2008; Dong, 2012). It activates AMPK, the same master metabolic switch triggered by fasting and caloric restriction. Its uptake in the longevity and metabolic health community is substantial and still growing.

What is less widely known is that berberine is a 5-alpha reductase inhibitor. Like finasteride and dutasteride, it blocks the conversion of testosterone to dihydrotestosterone and suppresses PSA production by approximately 50% at doses of 500–1,000 mg daily (Etzioni et al., 2005).

A man on berberine 500–1,000mg/day with a reported PSA of 2.5 ng/mL may have a true PSA of 5.0 — the difference between routine monitoring and urgent urological referral

The clinical consequence is direct. A man presenting for routine PSA screening while taking berberine will have his PSA halved by the supplement. A ‘normal’ PSA of 2.5 ng/mL may conceal a true value of 5.0, a value that would ordinarily prompt biopsy and investigation. A physician unaware of this interaction may falsely reassure a patient with early prostate cancer.

The correction is simple. In any man of screening age who reports berberine supplementation, multiply the observed PSA by two before clinical interpretation. The same principle applies to finasteride and dutasteride. However berberine is purchased over the counter, is not routinely recorded in medication histories, and is not spontaneously disclosed by patients who do not consider supplements to be medications.

It belongs on every emergency department’s medication reconciliation prompt. Today, not when the guidelines catch up. Additional berberine notes: cycle 8–11 weeks on, 1–2 weeks off to prevent gut microbiome adaptation; take with meals to reduce GI side effects; absolutely contraindicated in pregnancy.

What Your Prescriptions Are Costing Patients — and You

Every medication has a nutritional cost. Physicians prescribe these drugs daily and rarely discuss the downstream consequences

MedicationNutrients DepletedClinical ConsequenceAction
Proton pump inhibitorsMagnesium, calcium, iron, B12Arrhythmia risk; anaemia; neuropathyTest RBC magnesium + B12 annually
MetforminVitamin B12Peripheral neuropathy mimicking diabetic neuropathyTest B12 annually; supplement methylcobalamin if low
StatinsCoQ10 (ubiquinone)Myalgia; reduced mitochondrial functionUbiquinol 100–200 mg daily
Inhaled corticosteroidsMagnesium, calcium, vitamin DImpaired bronchodilator response (low Mg)Test RBC magnesium and vitamin D
Beta-2 agonistsMagnesium (intracellular shift + renal loss)Reduced bronchodilator responseTest RBC magnesium; supplement if low
Combined oral contraceptiveB6, B12, folate, zinc, magnesiumMood changes; neuropathy; anaemiaMethylated B-vitamin supplement
Table 2. Drug–nutrient depletions. If you or a patient take any of these medications and have not been tested for the relevant deficiencies in the past year, request testing now.
A Practical Protocol for the Emergency Physician

SUPPLEMENTATION PROTOCOL

BASELINE (for most emergency physicians)

  • Vitamin D3 + K2: 2,000–4,000 IU D3 with 100–200 mcg K2 (MK-7), with largest meal
  • Magnesium glycinate: 300–400 mg elemental, 30–60 min before bed
  • Omega-3: 2–3g combined EPA+DHA, refrigerated, quality-tested
  • Creatine monohydrate: 5g daily — anytime, consistency matters
  • Methylated multivitamin: Methylfolate + methylcobalamin; B6 below 50 mg/day

TESTING-GUIDED ADDITIONS

  • Elevated homocysteine: Methylated folate + methylcobalamin; target <10 μmol/L
  • Elevated fasting glucose / HbA1c: Berberine 500 mg with main meal (cycled) — but read the PSA section above
  • On statins / family history of early CVD: CoQ10 ubiquinol 100–200 mg daily
  • Confirmed iron deficiency: Ferrous bisglycinate on alternate days with vitamin C

The golden rule: if you cannot tell whether something is working — if there is no measurable outcome, no blood test, no subjective improvement — stop taking it. The most expensive intervention is the one that does nothing.


30 Minutes to Longevity Series: Emergency Medicine Edition

These articles are drawn from 30 Minutes to Longevity (ISBN 978-1-7645982-0-0) by Professor Pete Smith, provided in advance to Life in the Fast Lane.

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Prof Pete Smith Allergy Immunology LITFL author

Prof Pete Smith, MBBS, BMedSci, PhD (molecular immunology), FRACP. Australian based allergist and immunologist founder of Queensland Allergy Services. Active member of the Australasian Society of Clinical Immunology & Allergy, and a regular expert commentator in the media

BA MA (Oxon) MBChB (Edin) FACEM FFSEM. Emergency physician, Sir Charles Gairdner Hospital. Passion for rugby; medical history; medical education; and asynchronous learning #FOAMed evangelist. Co-founder and CTO of Life in the Fast lane | On Call: Principles and Protocol 4e| Eponyms | Books |

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