Waiting Room Medicine
With exponential Emergency Department over-crowding and spiraling waiting times, the Utopian College has produced a series of guidelines to assist fondling members.
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The Evolution of Utopian Medicine
Defining the history of Utopian Medicine and the Utopian Intervention Zone outlining the pertinent factors influencing dyshopia
UCEM Relocates
The UCEM have relocated from Swarmington-on-the-Wold to the more picturesque setting of Enlightenment Boulevard thanks to the generosity of it's fondling members
Dyshopia mathematica
The Crumbling Fabric of Society Gets a Scorecard. Emergency departments are collapsing, buckling over like weary gravity into an event horizon.
Patients Without Discernible Pathology
The toughest of all dispositions is the 'patient without discernible pathology' (PWDP). What does the enlightened emergency physician do next?
UCEM Announces Electropenogram
UCEM is pleased to announce the introduction of a new test - the Electropenogram.
Defibritazer BP50KV
The Defibritazer, your one shock answer to electrical restraint and DC cardioversion. The only response to cardiac arrest...in police arrest
Waiting Room Neurology
UCEM Pivotal Observational Study (n=1) for application of intra-Waiting Room Sphenopalatine Ganglion Block (iWR-SPGB)