12 Days of Christmas in emergency
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Nine ‘foreign bodies‘
Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying,
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Eleven Constipations
Ten strokes a coning, Nine ‘foreign bodies‘, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying,
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Twelve over-census patients
Eleven Constipations, Ten strokes a coning, Nine ‘foreign bodies‘, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying,
Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s,
Four Beariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests
…And a tubed patient looking at me!
Written by Emily Adams and Susan Meegan