UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation
UCEM has decided to preempt the next iteration of guidelines by creating their own. UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation
Category UCEM
Utopian Medicine is a medical discipline devoted to the pre-emptive, pre-emotive and peri-departmental management of patients coordinated by the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine (UCEM).
Waiting Room Gynaecology
KorChUCEM have devised a mathematical model to allow 'hands free, fully clothed gynaecological consultations' within the Waiting Room.
UCEM Mission Statement
Utopian Medicine is a medical discipline focused on proactive management of patients outside conventional emergency departments. It emphasizes training healthcare professionals and improving emergency care standards. Despite challenges like decreasing inpatient beds and inadequate training for staff, it critiques the idealized views of emergency medicine, acknowledging the complexities of patient care.
UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 003
UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 003. You are the ED Consultant in charge of a tertiary hospital ED
UCEM Develops Waiting Room Video
to reduce the number of Emergency Department presentations, UCEM is pleased to endorse the playing of David Shrigley's 'Don'ts' in all Dyshopian Emergency Department waiting rooms
ME, ELF and UCEM
Egerton Y. Davis IV, Hygienist for the Council Executive and Head of the Demographically Impartial Public & Social Health Improvement Taskforce, held a press conference at the UCEM headquarters on Enlightenment Boulevard today.
The Levels of Eminence
Eminence Based Medicine is to enter a new golden age with the development of a new 'Levels of Eminence' system to guide clinical decision making.
UCEM rejects claims that it is stupidist
Despite unheralded efforts on behalf of the college there is still a subgroup of people who appear actively discriminated against during the Fellowship examination process. The unprepared.
Ameritous Professor Broughton-D’Lirium
A/Prof Broughton-D’Lirium is a natural rabble-rouser, incapable of staying quiescent for more than one agenda item. His tirades of virulent invective usually falter when challenged by senate colleagues armed with an appropriate anti-invective agent.
Defibritazer BP50KV
The Defibritazer, your one shock answer to electrical restraint and DC cardioversion. The only response to cardiac arrest...in police arrest
Waiting Room Neurology
UCEM Pivotal Observational Study (n=1) for application of intra-Waiting Room Sphenopalatine Ganglion Block (iWR-SPGB)
Signs of Imminent Admission
UCEM can improve your dyshopian efficiency by religiously employing the 'Signs of Imminent Admission' as a disposition decision aid.