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UCEM position statement on alcohol and idiocy

In social outings involving idiots, alcohol was found to protect neurons against apoptosis in smarter individuals. The delay in sensory relay caused by alcohol consumption is the likely mechanism for this phenomenon.
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Understanding Alcoholism

The drunken monkeys of St. Kitts provide us humans with a spooky parallel - some are tee-teetotalers, many drink moderately, but "5% drink to the last drop"...