Reducing the Future Burden of Disease

The Utopian College is pleased to announce that the ever so slightly controversial euthanasia thesis of Commander Harrison Biscuit III has been published in the illustrious Journal of Malpractice in Medicine within the prestigious Letters to the Coroner section.

Prophylactic Euthanasia: a Public Health Initiative to Reduce the Future Burden of Disease

AUTHOR: Harrison Biscuit III*

The ultimate transfer of responsibility over patients, and a final solution to morbidity.

A publication from the Discipline of Sociopathic Medicine, Centre for Community as a Culture Producer (CCCP).

Abstract: With age comes an increased risk of serious life threatening diseases. Many of these illnesses eventuate in fatality, and a great expenditure to sustain the lives of individuals living with chronic disease. With public health targets placing increased pressure on clinicians to reduce morbidity and mortality for several cancers, diabetes; other chronic diseases in concert with setting lower waiting times for patients and reducing funding for medical services one alternative stands out above all others. Medical trials of sodium cyanide show a 99% reduction in chronic disease mortality and morbidity, with an associated bureaucratically acceptable shift of death rates from expensive diseases to inexpensive poisoning (significant to 95% C.I.).

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