The Utopian College is pleased to announce that the ever so slightly controversial euthanasia thesis of Commander Harrison Biscuit III has been published in the illustrious Journal of Life as a Poor Science Analogy.
Natural Killer Not Functioning to Combat Non-Presentation of MHC Due to Downstream Malfunction of Toll Like Receptor
AUTHOR: Harrison Biscuit III*
A lesson in adaptive parasitology, and free parking
Discipline of Sociopathic Medicine, Centre for Community as a Culture Producer (CCCP).
Abstract: The recent discovery of the car park cell, and its symbiotic relationship with a new microorganism the “car” has been useful in detecting a new defect in the immune system. TLR 9 defects may lead to a loss of defect in NK activity
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Molecular microbiologist, Post-Doc in infectious diseases research . Research focus on ESBL and carbapenemases. Current UWA Medical student | @CdrHBiscuitIII | LinkedIn |

