Waiting Room Medicine
With exponential Emergency Department over-crowding and spiraling waiting times, the Utopian College has produced a series of guidelines to assist fondling members.
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UCEM says No to Softness
The Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine (UCEM) is proud to announce a new policy pertaining to the discipline of peri-departmental medicine. Until now, the softest admissions - such as the Patient Without Discernible Pathology (PWDP) - have been the toughest dispositions.
The Evolution of Utopian Medicine
Defining the history of Utopian Medicine and the Utopian Intervention Zone outlining the pertinent factors influencing dyshopia
UCEM Relocates
The UCEM have relocated from Swarmington-on-the-Wold to the more picturesque setting of Enlightenment Boulevard thanks to the generosity of it's fondling members
Patients Without Discernible Pathology
The toughest of all dispositions is the 'patient without discernible pathology' (PWDP). What does the enlightened emergency physician do next?
Waiting Room Gynaecology
KorChUCEM have devised a mathematical model to allow 'hands free, fully clothed gynaecological consultations' within the Waiting Room.
UCEM Develops Waiting Room Video
to reduce the number of Emergency Department presentations, UCEM is pleased to endorse the playing of David Shrigley's 'Don'ts' in all Dyshopian Emergency Department waiting rooms
Defibritazer BP50KV
The Defibritazer, your one shock answer to electrical restraint and DC cardioversion. The only response to cardiac arrest...in police arrest
Waiting Room Neurology
UCEM Pivotal Observational Study (n=1) for application of intra-Waiting Room Sphenopalatine Ganglion Block (iWR-SPGB)
UCEM Waiting Room Movies
Waiting Room Medical Movies series we can now demonstrate one of the practical applications of twitter to advancing the field of health and medical education
Automated Radiodiagnostic Security Entrance
Could UCEM have found the panacea for some of the greatest challenges facing Waiting Room Medicine? You be the judge...
Namaste! No overcrowding here…
Working as a doc in the Annapurna region of Nepal - a place where waiting room overcrowding didn't exist. In fact, waiting rooms didn't exist...