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New Years Day Honours 2018

The honorary award of Fellowship of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine (F.UCEM) The first Fifty F.UCEM’s are Grandfather awards for the fifty fondling members who have demonstrated the excellence in their respected fields and uphold the ideals of the…

Chris Nickson
January 1, 2019

Christmas Cancellation Canned

The Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine has made an urgent press release: Christmas will NOT be canceled!

Chris Nickson
December 24, 2018

Christmas Canceled?

Egerton Y. Davis the Fourth, spokesperson for the Council Executive of the Utopian College for Emergency in Medicine, has announced that UCEM intends to cancel Christmas. He stated reluctantly: ''Tis not the season to be jolly, 'tis the season to be horrifically injured".

Chris Nickson
December 24, 2018

I have scaled the pinnacle – retirement is all there is left

Domhnall is of course delighted with the receipt of the accolade of a F.UCEM Diploma from the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine via litfl.com although this is tinged with disappointment as their promise to invoke “legend” status was cruelly…

Domhnall Brannigan
August 28, 2012