Reducing the Future Burden of Disease
Prophylactic Euthanasia: a Public Health Initiative to Reduce the Future Burden of Disease. The ultimate transfer of responsibility over patients, and a final solution to morbidity.
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UCEM position statement on alcohol and idiocy
In social outings involving idiots, alcohol was found to protect neurons against apoptosis in smarter individuals. The delay in sensory relay caused by alcohol consumption is the likely mechanism for this phenomenon.
Adaptive parasitology and free parking
Natural Killer Not Functioning to Combat Non-Presentation of MHC Due to Downstream Malfunction of Toll Like Receptor. A lesson in adaptive parasitology, and free parking. Full publication review from the Journal of Life as a Poor Science Analogy.
UCEM PR Supervisor Promoted
Egerton Yorick Davis IV was born in his ancestral home of Caughnawauga, Quebec. His early career was beset by naysayers who doubted he could ever emerge from the shadow of his great-grandfather, Egerton Y. Davis, the former US Army Captain renowned for first describing penis captivus.
Diploma of HTFU
UCEM announce the inauguration of a new educational qualification - the DipHTFU. Who is the first recipient of this prestigious award...
UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation
UCEM has decided to preempt the next iteration of guidelines by creating their own. UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation
UCEM Mission Statement
Utopian Medicine is a medical discipline focused on proactive management of patients outside conventional emergency departments. It emphasizes training healthcare professionals and improving emergency care standards. Despite challenges like decreasing inpatient beds and inadequate training for staff, it critiques the idealized views of emergency medicine, acknowledging the complexities of patient care.
UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 003
UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 003. You are the ED Consultant in charge of a tertiary hospital ED
UCEM Develops Waiting Room Video
to reduce the number of Emergency Department presentations, UCEM is pleased to endorse the playing of David Shrigley's 'Don'ts' in all Dyshopian Emergency Department waiting rooms
ME, ELF and UCEM
Egerton Y. Davis IV, Hygienist for the Council Executive and Head of the Demographically Impartial Public & Social Health Improvement Taskforce, held a press conference at the UCEM headquarters on Enlightenment Boulevard today.
The Levels of Eminence
Eminence Based Medicine is to enter a new golden age with the development of a new 'Levels of Eminence' system to guide clinical decision making.
UCEM rejects claims that it is stupidist
Despite unheralded efforts on behalf of the college there is still a subgroup of people who appear actively discriminated against during the Fellowship examination process. The unprepared.