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UCEM PR Supervisor Promoted

Egerton Yorick Davis IV was born in his ancestral home of Caughnawauga, Quebec. His early career was beset by naysayers who doubted he could ever emerge from the shadow of his great-grandfather, Egerton Y. Davis, the former US Army Captain renowned for first describing penis captivus.

Chris Nickson
May 6, 2019

Sultana-related Sentinel Event

The LITFL team have heard through the grape vine that Professor Inglebert Struvite Staghorn, at the bequest of the Society for the Prevention of Surgery, has been investigating an unfortunate episode currantly referred to as the ‘Sultana-related Sentinel Event’. A…

Chris Nickson
May 6, 2019

UCEM Selectively Research Rival Research Institute

The UCEM has today received leaked information that Wakefield is set to open his own research institute to collect evidence that supports his assumptions.

Jarrad Hall
May 6, 2019

Darth Vader in the ER

Would Darth Vader make a good emergency physician? Yes...according to guest author Dr Javier Benítez.

Mike Cadogan
May 6, 2019

Lost in Translation…again

Whether it is interpreting a physicians handwriting, transcribing the muffled rants of the dictating clinician or battling the auto-correct function of microsoft word...meaning can sometimes be lost in translation...

Mike Cadogan
May 6, 2019

UCEM Guidelines for Orthopedics

Egerton Y Davis IV unveils the latest guidelines to be produced by UCEM, the much anticipated Guidelines for Orthopedic Surgery.

Chris Nickson
May 5, 2019

Diploma of HTFU

UCEM announce the inauguration of a new educational qualification - the DipHTFU. We also find who is the first recipient of this prestigious award...

Chris Nickson
May 5, 2019

UCEM Promotes ‘Toughen Up’ Pill

Following on from its campaign against Softness, the Pharmacological Hegemony of the UCEM is pleased to announce, in conjunction with TTFU Pharmaceuticals the release of its new pill.

Mike Cadogan
May 4, 2019

UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation

With the International Liaison Committee on Resuscitation (ILCOR)'s worksheets now being made available for viewing as part of a worldwide effort involving hundreds of dedicated researchers working together over many years, UCEM has decided to preempt the next iteration of guidelines by creating their own.

Chris Nickson
May 4, 2019

Waiting Room Gynaecology

As part of the ongoing review into Waiting Room design, the Council Executive of the UCEM would like to thank fondling members for the myriad of practical suggestions presented during the recent ‘Waiting Treatment Forum‘. One of the leading presentations…

Mike Cadogan
May 4, 2019

UCEM Mission Statement

UCEM founded on the knowledge and skills required for the prevention, diagnosis and management of acute and urgent aspects of illness affecting patients

Mike Cadogan
May 4, 2019

Society for the Prevention of Surgery

UCEM investigators recently learned of the existence of a shadowy organization known as the Society for the Prevention of Surgery.

Chris Nickson
May 3, 2019