LITFL Leap of Faith Noonamah NT
Sir Peter Wyllie of Alice Springs was the inaugural winner of the F.UCEM PhD (Publicly Happy to Display) award. Now Sir Peter Wyllie goes one step further…heli jumping over Noonamah, NT
Category Medical Humour
LITFL takes a leap of faith
An honorary F.UCEM PhD will be awarded to the most awesome or most obscure/outrageous place to display the LITFL or FOAM logo The inaugural winner of the PhD (Publicly Happy to Display) is Sir Peter Wyllie of Alice Springs Pete…
Scientists discover genetic marker for administration
Molecular biologists working with a team of anthropologists have discovered a new gene that is set to revise the theories of social structure in humans. The team initially embarked on an ambitious project to discover when humans and our early…
UCEM Intern Training
It has been a while, but Dr Dork (our first Waiting Room intern) has finally made a second referral in Utopia.
The Four R Rule
It would be fascinating to run a fly-on-the-wall documentary on life at trolley level in a local Emergency Department. When you’ve been there, done it and survived to watch TV again
Staghorn follows his nose
UCEM's Prof Staghorn investigates the unexplained disappearances of members of the Society for the Prevention of Surgery and follows his nose to the operating theatre toilets. eels that he needs a stick as big as Prof Stickler's carrot.
New Years Day Honours 2018
The honorary award of Fellowship of the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine (F.UCEM) The first Fifty F.UCEM’s are Grandfather awards for the fifty fondling members who have demonstrated the excellence in their respected fields and uphold the ideals of the…
The Death of Santa Claus
Disturbing news is coming from Enlightenment Boulevard where the UCEM Council Executive has recently received reports of the death of Santa Claus.
Words of Wisdom in Christmas Cheer
Christmas Brilliance from the Guru – Tim Minchin White Wine in the Sun I’m looking forward to ChristmasIt’s sentimental I knowBut I just really like it I am hardly religiousI’d rather break bread with Dawkins than Desmond TutuTo be honest…
His life-line is too short…
Ever wondered what the ED would be like if it was run by 'alternative medicine' practitioners? Who needs an epipen when you can just use a Biro, eh?
The Stethoscope Song
'The Stethoscope Song' is a poem written in 1848 by American physician, essayist, and poet Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Glandular Alphabetum
Pathology must be really boring sometimes...all that purple and pink and cold laboratory environment. So who can blame them for being excited when they chance upon a pareidolic experience, a Wolkenkuckucksheim if you like where the pathologist finally has the chance to say 'Bad news: you have a tumor. Good news: it’s really cute!'