UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 003
UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 003. You are the ED Consultant in charge of a tertiary hospital ED
Category Medical Satire
UCEM Develops Waiting Room Video
to reduce the number of Emergency Department presentations, UCEM is pleased to endorse the playing of David Shrigley's 'Don'ts' in all Dyshopian Emergency Department waiting rooms
ME, ELF and UCEM
Egerton Y. Davis IV, Hygienist for the Council Executive and Head of the Demographically Impartial Public & Social Health Improvement Taskforce, held a press conference at the UCEM headquarters on Enlightenment Boulevard today.
The Levels of Eminence
Eminence Based Medicine is to enter a new golden age with the development of a new 'Levels of Eminence' system to guide clinical decision making.
UCEM rejects claims that it is stupidist
Despite unheralded efforts on behalf of the college there is still a subgroup of people who appear actively discriminated against during the Fellowship examination process. The unprepared.
Ameritous Professor Broughton-D’Lirium
A/Prof Broughton-D’Lirium is a natural rabble-rouser, incapable of staying quiescent for more than one agenda item. His tirades of virulent invective usually falter when challenged by senate colleagues armed with an appropriate anti-invective agent.
Defibritazer BP50KV
The Defibritazer, your one shock answer to electrical restraint and DC cardioversion. The only response to cardiac arrest...in police arrest
Penis captivus
What follows is the first report of penis captivus in the Philidelphia Medical News of December 13, 1884
Signs of Imminent Admission
UCEM can improve your dyshopian efficiency by religiously employing the 'Signs of Imminent Admission' as a disposition decision aid.
Christmas Cancellation Canned
The Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine has made an urgent press release: Christmas will NOT be canceled!
Christmas Canceled?
Egerton Y. Davis the Fourth, spokesperson for the Council Executive of the Utopian College for Emergency in Medicine, has announced that UCEM intends to cancel Christmas. He stated reluctantly: ''Tis not the season to be jolly, 'tis the season to be horrifically injured".
12 Days of Christmas in emergency
The 12 Days of Christmas in the Emergency Room! Note: NO bears were harmed in the filming of this satire...