UCEM Promotes ‘Toughen Up’ Pill
Following on from its campaign against Softness, the Pharmacological Hegemony of the UCEM is pleased to announce, in conjunction with TTFU Pharmaceuticals the release of its new pill.
UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation
UCEM has decided to preempt the next iteration of guidelines by creating their own. UCEM Guidelines on Resuscitation
Waiting Room Gynaecology
KorChUCEM have devised a mathematical model to allow 'hands free, fully clothed gynaecological consultations' within the Waiting Room.
UCEM Mission Statement
Utopian Medicine is a medical discipline focused on proactive management of patients outside conventional emergency departments. It emphasizes training healthcare professionals and improving emergency care standards. Despite challenges like decreasing inpatient beds and inadequate training for staff, it critiques the idealized views of emergency medicine, acknowledging the complexities of patient care.
UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 003
UCEM OSCE SCENARIO 003. You are the ED Consultant in charge of a tertiary hospital ED
Austin Flint Murmur
Austin Flint Murmur: Mid diastolic, low pitch rumble heard best at the apex. Absence of opening snap/loud S1 distinguishes from that of mitral stenosis
Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five 358
Funtabulously Frivolous Friday Five 358 - Just when you thought your brain could unwind, enter the medical trivia of FFFF.
Top 10 AI Courses for Clinicians
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UCEM Develops Waiting Room Video
to reduce the number of Emergency Department presentations, UCEM is pleased to endorse the playing of David Shrigley's 'Don'ts' in all Dyshopian Emergency Department waiting rooms
Charles Bell
Sir Charles Bell (1774-1842) was a Scottish anatomist, physiologist, neurologist and surgeon. Eponymously affiliated with Bell's palsy
ME, ELF and UCEM
Egerton Y. Davis IV, Hygienist for the Council Executive and Head of the Demographically Impartial Public & Social Health Improvement Taskforce, held a press conference at the UCEM headquarters on Enlightenment Boulevard today.
John Hughlings Jackson
John Hughlings Jackson (1835-1911) was an English neurologist. Responsible for developing the modern concept of epilepsy. Multiple eponyms